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18th April 2014

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Anonymous asked: Why do you hate the john green thing? Just curious.

whitegirlsaintshit:

because fuck john green

  • he’s creepy as fuck. he does this weird thing where he fetishizes nerdy girls and shit. and it’s very fucking creepy to characterize young women when you’re, like, 40. and misogynistic. all the girls in the books are supposed to be these cutesy ass bookworm bitches that are lowkey sexy and probably wanna do shit like ride dick to a white-washed blues song. i’m not with it. and there’s nothing wrong with that, but when you look down on other women, or female-identifying people, you’re a piece of shit.
  • all of his characters are pretentious as fuck. what fucking teenager with cancer takes a cigarette out and walks around with it in between his lips without smoking it? like, if you’re going to go through this whole spiel about metaphors and shit, you can cancel that, because you literally just paid for… nevermind. nawl. fuck it.
  • all his books seem like a damn (500) days of summer, perks of being a wallflower, twilight ass mashup. anyone can predict what the fuck is going to happen by looking at the damn cover. some whiny ass white boy living in a boring world finds a white girl with the Emma Watson haircut reading a book or some shit and she has something unique about her (i don’t know, something that’s wild ableist and insensitive to write in a book, say, cancer), and he falls in love with her, instantly puttin her on a pedestal. they listen to the smiths and scoff at people who play Migos, call themselves misanthropes, run through the city and eat deli sandwiches in the park, then kiss in an alleyway. somewhere in the book, green will trash the girl (maybe she moves, or she dies, or something), and then the boy moves on with wispy eyes and a hard stare with a cigarette tucked behind his ear that he never lights.
  • he’s one of those pseudo-intellectual assholes that thinks that people with a certain kind of smarts are better than those who aren’t seen as conventionally smart (conventionally smart meaning the “white” kind of smart: perfectly enunciated words, coiled up, reading a book while pushing a pair of glasses up their nose, and containing a lot of angst about the world around them because everyone is “devolving into an idiot”)
  • plus, he’s just a ugly nerdass and i don’t care for him or any of his damn work to be on my dashboard. go read something better. fuck that christmas lights in your bedroom ass nigga.

He’s a pretentious douche.

Tagged: john green

Source: whitegirlsaintshit

18th April 2014

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sunshien:

107422:

this is a goddamn national travesty

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LOL @ someone who got their genitals switched not being on a Time magazine list a “national travesty”

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15th April 2014

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sergeantd:

Cool

Only in the Pacific Coast lol

sergeantd:

Cool

Only in the Pacific Coast lol

15th April 2014

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menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

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14th April 2014

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sergeantd:


arvidabystrom:

me by me with some maja assistance  got this little top from miss crofton little shout out

Brb cleaning the barf off my keyboard


THIS IS WHY WE STILL NEED FEMINISM

sergeantd:

arvidabystrom:

me by me with some maja assistance
got this little top from miss crofton little shout out

Brb cleaning the barf off my keyboard

THIS IS WHY WE STILL NEED FEMINISM

Tagged: feminism

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14th April 2014

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religiousmom:

pretty sure jeans without pockets are a violation of the universe’s rules and regulations

Plus they make otherwise good-looking asses look ugly

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14th April 2014

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14th April 2014

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dicktho:

marshalliversen13:

oh-sheep-dip:

i-r3fus3-2-sinkk:

Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.

A wonderful message for people everywhere.

Do what you like to do. Gender isn’t a barrier that limits you with what to do or not.

except for getting pregnant

getting pregnant has nothing to do with gender 

lol @ getting pregnant has nothing to do with gender

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13th April 2014

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13th April 2014

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sergeantd:

The big 3 of manchild-ism: comics, cartoons, and cereal.

The big 4 of manchild-ism: comics, cartoons, cereal, and collectibles.